Category: About me
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No parking lot hike. No standing in line. No getting dressed up for breakfast. Just pull in, place your order,… Read more.
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Field Report 116: The Unloading Disaster Our investigation into the human sport known as ski lifting has continued. We have… Read more.
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Field Report 114: Ski Lifting as a Sport We have discovered what appears to be a winter sport called ski… Read more.
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We have encountered a human food called black licorice. It is black. This is unusual for food. We have not… Read more.
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You don’t think about a BIC lighter until you need fire. Then that little plastic rectangle becomes the most important… Read more.
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Field Report 007: The Refrigerator Loop The human approaches the refrigerator. The human opens the door. The human stares inside.… Read more.
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Field Report 006: The Mysterious Human Gas The humans consume food. Eventually, the food produces a gas. The gas must… Read more.
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This is one of my favorites. You know how a roundabout is supposed to work? You enter when it’s safe,… Read more.
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There are rules in this house. Some are important. Some are completely ridiculous. And then there is Taco Friday. But… Read more.
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I woke up Tuesday morning and immediately knew something was wrong. My coffee was floating. Not dramatically. It wasn’t shooting… Read more.
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There’s one place that comes to mind when I think about places that have changed over the years: Arapahoe Basin.… Read more.
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Why this sticks in my memory, I don’t know. But here we go. I’m not sure there’s really a boring… Read more.
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There’s a funny thing about missing something. Sometimes you don’t miss the whole experience. You miss one particular piece of… Read more.
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There is something almost comically ironic about the history of the plastic shopping bag. In 1965, Swedish engineer Sten Gustaf… Read more.
